How to show off your fat?

1. Knit yourself a sweater.

 

 

2. Start to knit it a year (and a few pounds) before finishing it.

 

 

3. Use some thin yarn that takes ages to knit to a sweater.

 

(Improvised pattern bottom-up, Holst Garn Coast, color Crab Apple, 154 g, 3 mm needles)

 

Thank God you can always rely on your head not to look fat.

 

(120 sts, ShibuiKnits Sock, color Abyss, 36 g)