1. Knit yourself a sweater.
2. Start to knit it a year (and a few pounds) before finishing it.
3. Use some thin yarn that takes ages to knit to a sweater.
(Improvised pattern bottom-up, Holst Garn Coast, color Crab Apple, 154 g, 3 mm needles)
Thank God you can always rely on your head not to look fat.
(120 sts, ShibuiKnits Sock, color Abyss, 36 g)